Well, hello there, my lovely readers! You know, the curiosity has been gnawing at me: do our friendly neighbors up north, the Canadians, call it football or soccer? Buckle up for this revelation, folks! With their impeccable manners and love for maple syrup, they also love their 'soccer'. Yes, you read that right, they call it soccer, not football. Now isn't that a hoot? So next time you're in Canada, remember, it's soccer, not football!